Patch Goes Pop: Our Favorite Pop Holiday Moments

You can have your visions of sugar plums dancing in your head but here at Patch
goes Pop, we have visions of our favorite pop culture holiday moments dancing
in our head during this time of the year.

Animation:

There are so many animated holiday traditions to choose from but atop among our
favorites is “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” Who can’t sympathize with poor ol’ Charlie Brown when he laments the commercialization of Christmas? And who at one point in their lives hasn’t owned a skinny, scraggly little Christmas tree that they call their Charlie Brown tree? Hard to believe that this first aired in 1965 and it remains as topical and as heartfelt nearly 50 years later.

Honorable mentions: “Frosty the Snowman” because the song
always gets to me and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” because we’re a sucker for underdog stories.

Movies:

Holiday movies are plentiful and of course there are some classics out there that we’ve all seen like “A Christmas Story” and “It’s A Wonderful Life.” But if
you really want to explore something far off the beaten path, and we mean far
off, try “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.” One of the most bizarre and low-budget holiday movies ever made, “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” is about a pair of Martians who kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give presents to their children. The Martians wear possibly the worst costume and makeup design in movie history, the acting is beyond wooden, and it even has B-movie legend Pia Zadora, who plays one of the many annoying children in the film. If you have overdosed on Christmas music and holiday cheer here is a perfect snarky antidote.

Honorable mentions:
Let’s choose something a little more traditional, yet still not as widely known
and go for Laurel and Hardy’s “Babes in Toyland,” a 1934 classic also known as March of the Wooden Soldiers. It’s an incredibly epic movie done on small sets featuring Stan and Ollie saving Toyland from an evil, old villain and his goon squad of creepy monsters.

Television series:

Seinfeld’s “Festivus” episode has become a holiday tradition in a short time and there a countless holiday-themed episodes of regular shows that are worth a viewing this time of year. But for our money, one of the very best is the Christmas episode of “The Honeymooners.” “Twas the Night Before Christmas” is a masterful parody of “The Gift of the Magi,” with Ralph getting Alice a gift by selling his beloved bowling ball. Guess what Alice gets him?

As many times as Ralph threatened to send Alice to the moon, this was a sweet, sentimental episode that reminded you of the working-class relationship that was always at the heart of the show.

Honorable: One of the best shows of all time, “Moonlighting” had two classic holiday episodes. In “Twas the Episode Before Christmas,” Maddie and David help protect a baby born to a client named Mary and the episode ends with the cast singing Christmas carols. On “It’s A Wonderful Job,” Maddie dreams of what would have happened had she not kept the Blue Moon detective agency.

Television variety shows:

Nothing says the holidays are here like the “Late Show With David Letterman’s” Christmas episode. Usually airing the week of Christmas, it for years had featured the same segments – Dave and guest Jay Thomas throwing a football to knock a giant meatball from atop the studio Christmas tree and Paul Shaffer’s impersonation of Cher singing “O Holy  Night.” But the true highlight is
always Darlene Loves’ rollicking performance of “Christmas (Baby Please Come
Home.)” There is no better way to celebrate the holidays!

And with that, Patch Goes Pop wishes you a warm and wonderful
holiday and a great New Year!

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