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Dear Starbucks, Are We Still Friends?

Starbucks has unveiled its latest petite sugar bomb: The Cake Pop.

Dear Starbucks,

A little birdie told me something: You are offering a new epicurean delight to your customers. It's called a cake pop, but you already knew that, didn't you? I made a special trip to your fancy, recently remodeled Avenue for a taste of this delicious goodness, and what did I find? Nothing. There was not a cake pop in sight. 

Did you really think you could get away with this? Did you think I wouldn't notice the considerable lack of cake pops in your shiny display case? Do you not know me at all? 

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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and forgive the oversight. Maybe there was some sort of disaster in your cake pop factory, which resulted in a cake pop shortage. It's also possible that the cake pop truck overturned on the highway during its scheduled cake pop delivery. Or maybe, just maybe, a band of cake pop thieves intercepted the cake pop drop-off and they are being sold on the black market. Anything is possible when it comes to cake pops. 

I don't want this little incident to come between us, but just so you know: I'll be back. You better not let this happen again. Or else. 

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Lots of Love,

Morgan

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